If a man says something in the woods and no woman is there to hear it, is he still wrong?
 

In other words, can a man be wrong 100% of the time.  I say yes.  My wife says I’m wrong.  I say yes because she has never agreed with me on anything.  She says I’m wrong about that.   She said she agreed with me once when I apologized for being wrong. 

I’ve tried to be right.  I’ve even said things I thought were wrong, figuring I would actually be right.  When I did this she said I was wrong.  I figured this meant that if I said what I really thought, I would have been right.  She said I was wrong about that, because there is more than one wrong statement about any topic.

I say that just because she thinks it’s wrong, that doesn’t make it so.  She tells me not to be so stupid.

So according to my wife, it is possible for a man to actually be right sometimes, like when you are groveling.  Or just by accident.  Or if you are George Clooney.

So it appears I was wrong when I said a man can be wrong 100% of the time.  I feel much better.

 

 

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