The CIFAS Board of Directors has established the following policies:

1.  CIFAS does not answer questions of a personal nature, e.g., "Is CIFAS founder brilliant and good-looking too?"

2.  CIFAS does not answer questions about CIFAS' family members, e.g., "Who taught CIFAS founder's daughter Jennie to drive?"

3.  CIFAS does not answer answer questions about in-laws, e.g., "Why is CIFAS founder's daughter Jennie still married to Michael?"

4.  CIFAS not answer questions of a sexual nature unless, of course, you are a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model..

5.  Because of the advanced topics addressed on the CIFAS website, the website is restricted to humans two years of age and older.  Chimpanzees of any age are welcome.